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teastain theatre presents...

Untitled Sparkly Vampire Play

In Untitled Sparkly Vampire Play, Edward Cullen is sucking all the fun out of Izzy's book club. “I can’t kiss you. I’d chew your mouth off. Too dangerous.”

Izzy is trying to run a Twilight book club. She’s sunk a lot of man hours into it. It really has to go well. Only her secret boyfriend, Edward Cullen, keeps rocking up to split apples in two, think about sucking her blood, and work through an identity crisis. And maybe, possibly, she’s realising that she could find actual, real love with someone actually real.

Ashley Milne’s new show is an explosive reaction to compulsory heterosexuality, obsessive teenage girldom, and the feeling of being young and entirely alone.

Premiering at Omnibus Theatre in May 2022 - TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW AT OMNIBUS THEATRE

With thanks to Omnibus Theatre and 
Wrings Transport Ltd
CAST AND CREATIVE TEAM
Amelia Paltridge as Izzy
Caidraic Heffernan as Mason
Kate Crisp as Esther
Writer 
Ashley Milne

Director 
Jessy Roberts

Associate Director
Rebecca McGreevy

Lighting Designer
Marie Colahan

Sound Designer
Hannah Bracegirdle

Movement Director
Ashleigh Ellis

Producers
Rebecca McGreevy and Lucia Rimini
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Tickets out now at Omnibus Theatre
3 - 21 May // 7PM Tues-Sat // 4PM Sun 
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    • About
    • Meet Our Team