“I can’t kiss you. I’d chew your mouth off. Too dangerous.”
Izzy is trying to run a Twilight book club. She’s sunk a lot of man hours into it. It really has to go well.
Only her secret boyfriend, Edward Cullen, keeps rocking up to split apples in two, think about sucking her blood, and work through an identity crisis. And maybe, possibly, she’s realising that she could find actual, real love with someone actually real.
Ashley Milne’s new show is an explosive reaction to compulsory heterosexuality, obsessive teenage girldom, and the feeling of being young and entirely alone.
''Milne’s writing is honest and visceral throughout and jam-packed with detail.''
"Ashley Milne’s new play dives right into our fandom obsessions whilst also navigating the nuances of a heteronormative world as a young, queer and Twilight obsessed woman. "
Kate Valentine Crisp
Writer - Ashley Milne
Director - Jessy Roberts
Associate Director - Rebecca McGreevy
Sound Designer - Hannah Bracegirdle
Lighting Designer - Marie Colahan
Associate Artist - Ashleigh Ellis
Producers - Rebecca McGreevy and Lucia Rimini
Production Photography - Lydia Joiner
With thanks to:
Omnibus Theatre and Wrings Transport Ltd